we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
The cop busted in, made the music stop, and goes "GUYS LISTEN UP! DRINK, DO DRUGS, HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX, I DONT GIVE A FUCK, JUST QUIET DOWN!" Best. Cop. Ever.
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
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