How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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