What tipped you off? The sombrero?
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
I love how my phone automatically capitalizes Margarita. R-e-s-p-e-c-t.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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