woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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