I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
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