ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
don't take this the wrong way, but I'm not drunk but I need you to take me to the ER and you're the most likely to not be drunk now.
Randomize
