my sisters under your porch take her home
handjob tips. give me some.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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