420 ftw
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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