even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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