it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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