Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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