Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
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