still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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