I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
I wish I only lived at night.
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
We were destined to go to rehab together
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
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