i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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