Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
My lunch = taste testing salsas for A&P. They gave me a free 64oz grape juice as a thank you. So, now we have something to drink in the house. So while you are spending all the money on breakfast rolls and pizza for lunch, I'm cigaretteless and whoring myself for tablespoons of salsa and free juice.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
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