so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
Question: anytime during the past week did I drunk dial you and give you full permission to grab my boobs? Cus I know I said it I just don't remember who I said it to...
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
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