let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
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