is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
i'm unexpectedly in a limo, eating poutine. the driver just offered me coke. good idea?
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
I just woke up to three voicemails from you. In the first one you just straight laughed for 3 minutes. In the second you did bird calls. In the third you were hysterically crying. Have fun last night?
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
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