Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
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