I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
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