You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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