oh god the rape fog is back!
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
Idk if I want to put a bra on
Randomize
