We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
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