Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
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