So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
Randomize
