so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
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