that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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