hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
pics
no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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