This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Just woke up in bed, AC on high, with a fresh pack of smokes, an unopened pint of vodka, and a bag w a beef patty w cheese in it. I think my roommate's like the toothfairy or something. Or that was way more Xanax than I needed.
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
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