Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
where are you?
Hypothermia
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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