Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
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