at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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