Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
did i leave my keys in your car? BTW: sorry for throwing that drink on your date.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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