I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
whose ass print is on the piano?
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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