We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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