I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
So squirting runs in the family.
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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