Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
why does every cop we meet know your name?
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
Randomize
