love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
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