you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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