I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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