I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
Okay, I just reached peak living alone
I ate a piece of chocolate cake while jerking off
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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