My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
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