He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
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