Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
last night I used snow as a chaser
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