How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Don't make this awkward for me. Don't let your mom come near the bathroom. I can't meet your mom for the first time while I'm shitting. Dont make this awkward.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
I'd cum for enchiladas.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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