VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
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