i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
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