I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
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Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
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