My friends, they love my intelligence
3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
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