were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
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