I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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