two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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