It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
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