yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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